PUBLISH AS "Man Darten - Slander Generator"
Oct 26, 2020
Since cavemen first banged on mammoth-hide drums at the dawn of time, music and songs have been split into the three distinct categories of “bangers,” “bops,” and songs that “slap.” However, over the millenia, discussions and debates have raged over the exact definitions of categories. When can you call a song a “banger?” What makes a song a “bop?” When are you allowed to say “wow this song slaps?” Our intrepid interviewer Man Darten here at TechNews is here to settle this debate once and for all.
2020 - Fall - Issue 7